Jun 05

less than sugar-coated!

Philosophy, Venting Add comments

First, god is NOT testing you.  You create your own drama, your own shit, and your own experience.  Quit blaming all the bad stuff on “god” and man up.  It’s all you.

Second, flies are useless.  If someone– anyone– can tell me one good reason for flies, I will stand corrected.  In the mean time, I’m going to sit here, sure as shit, knowing that flies are useless.

Third, stop with all the passive-aggressive bullshit.  Really, I’ll be happy to do whatever you want me to– don’t try to manipulate me, because then I’ll STILL do it, all the while plotting ways to kill you in your sleep.  (Just kidding, I would never kill someone for being passive aggressive with me.  At least I don’t think I would.)  But really, just ask.  Don’t find ways to “negotiate” or come up with silly reasons why I should.  I don’t need a reason.  But don’t give me a reason to be irritated with you.

People need to sloooow down when they drive.  Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT a race.  You don’t need to drive so far up the person in front of you’s ass that you can breathe in their exhaust fumes.   It’s just not necessary.  You will get there just as fast by leaving an entire car length (or more) between you.  Don’t be in such a hurry.  Instead, give yourself plenty of time to do what you have to do and get where you need to go.

Whining is not appropriate small talk.  People who don’t know you definitely don’t want to hear you bitch and moan– about anything!  It kills me when the dumb old lady in line in front of me at the grocery has nothing but bad things to say about everrrrrything.  I wanted to kick her in her stupid knee just so she’d really have something to complain about.

Quit doing things that didn’t work the first twenty times you tried them.  This is especially applicable to the smart people in my life that I consistently see repeating the same bad behaviors.  If it didn’t work last time, find a new way to handle it.  Don’t tell me there’s no other way.  That’s just another reason for you to blame bad shit on “god.”  Instead, think this out clearly and coherently.  What can you do differently? *sigh*

Okay, so now that I’ve got those things off of my chest, I must carry on with the homework I was doing.

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